Professor I’m sorry I didn’t do my work. My fiancé said we had to make pumpkin pie but they didn’t have pumpkin purée at any of the grocery stores nearby so we had to ride the bus for almost an hour to get to the big supermarket where we thought they might have it and then by the time we got back home there wasn’t any time to do homework and still have the pumpkin pie ready on time before we had to start the movie so we could finish the movie before we went to bed.

I love when two different spellings of the same word evolve to have slightly different meanings by association with where the spellings came from.

Read this thing I wrote

Basically, If the following inequality is true, you should definitely vote:

K < 10 * S * V * (2c-1) * U/N

Otherwise, it might not be worth your time.

Variables:

Value of election outcome: V

Population of your state: N

Chance that your state is the tipping-point state: S

Confidence that you are making the right vote: c

Probability of an upset in your state: U

Cost of you voting: K

‘We value your privacy’ … so we want you to pay for it

The revolution will not fight germs that may cause bad breath

I’m beginning to think that airports are designed to torture travellers. Bright white lights and crappy food which empties your wallet, stadium-style constant advertisements, and a serious lack of comfortable seating really is not what I need when I’m delayed for a full day after getting off an overnight flight.

The best potluck dish ever is a jar of miso that’s half empty and looks like it’s been in your fridge for three months.

I have a brilliant new merch store. In order to make everything as affordable as possible, I have reduced all of the items to their minimum prices, so if you buy something I won’t make a penny. I will, however, be very amused.

My branded merch

This stuff is terrible for the environment and if I sell more than a couple items I will be forced to shut the store down.

In the Seattle airport for a four hour layover. Here’s a photo of Mt. Baker from the flight over.

While I do love creating theater, onstage acting isn’t the only thing I mean when I say I’m an actor. When communicating with each other, we’re all actors. Not everything we act is imaginary or for the purposes of entertainment.